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I realized something interesting yesterday. Lower-case vowels are popular. First, there was the 'e'. eMachines, eBay, and the eReader. Now, it's the 'i'. iPods, iTunes, in fact, Apple has a whole range of products collectively known as iLife. Now, following this pattern (which apparently skipped 'a'), the next should be 'o'. Makes you wonder what kind of products there will be...

oShit--new toilet paper, from the makers of Charmin!
oDoor--a door that smells so bad, burglars won't try to break in!
oBow--a new electronic bow that can also play music!
oSnap--a collection of snap-tite tupperware!

Next, we move on to 'u'.

uSuck--a line of bendy straws!
uRhine--line of clothes covered in rhinestones!
uDye--dye-at-home kit!
uSit--most comfortable chair ever!

Now for 'y'.

yMe--instant autobiography!
yKnot--knot-tying training kit!
yNow--ultra-digital watch!
yU--get your degree in one year with this online university!

And, finally, back to 'a'.

aRip--sewing kit, for those pesky pants splits!
aTeam--organizational software!
aMend--new bandaids! Also allows you to change those pesky laws!
aLlama--alpaca-like qualities!


That is all.

May the Force be with you.
Qantravon